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Added on February 02, 2012
TERRARIA - BREAK TIME T-SHIRT $19.95
Sometimes even the most epic adventurer needs to take a break. If you find yourself low on hearts, pull up a tree and relax. However, beware the Servant of Cthulhu, and make sure you're Molten Armor doesn't start a forest fire.
Sometimes even the most epic adventurer needs to take a break. If you find yourself low on hearts, pull up a tree and relax. However, beware the Servant of Cthulhu, and make sure you're Molten Armor doesn't start a forest fire.
TERRARIA - SLIME FAMILY T-SHIRT $19.95
Meet the slime family! They may be cute, but looks can be deceiving. Get too close and you'll be cleaning goo off of your armor for weeks -- if you survive.
Meet the slime family! They may be cute, but looks can be deceiving. Get too close and you'll be cleaning goo off of your armor for weeks -- if you survive.
TERRARIA - BUNNY YING YANG T-SHIRT $19.95
The bunny can be your adorably fluffy companion, or your worst enemy. Watch for the Blood Moon, it might turn on you at any moment!
The bunny can be your adorably fluffy companion, or your worst enemy. Watch for the Blood Moon, it might turn on you at any moment!
Added on January 31, 2012
OBJECTS IN SPACE T-SHIRT $19.95
Objects in space! Can you name them all? The perfect challenge for any Sci-Fi geek!
Objects in space! Can you name them all? The perfect challenge for any Sci-Fi geek!
Added on January 17, 2012
GB - YE OLDE DINOSAUR LAND T-SHIRT $19.95
Can you traverse the dangerous terrain of Ye Olde Dinosaur Land, to rescue the princess?
Can you traverse the dangerous terrain of Ye Olde Dinosaur Land, to rescue the princess?
GB - YE OLDE DINOSAUR LAND POSTER $12.95
Can you traverse the dangerous terrain of Ye Olde Dinosaur Land, to rescue the princess?
Can you traverse the dangerous terrain of Ye Olde Dinosaur Land, to rescue the princess?
Added on December 22, 2011
LIGHTSABER IN THE KNEE T-SHIRT $19.95
I used to be a... then I took a... in the knee. You know the deal. Sci-Fi version.
I used to be a... then I took a... in the knee. You know the deal. Sci-Fi version.
ZERO PUNCTUATION - ARROW IN THE KNEE T-SHIRT $19.95
I used to be a game critic, then I took an arrow in the knee. Another official Zero punctuation t-shirt, now on super soft ring spun cotton!
I used to be a game critic, then I took an arrow in the knee. Another official Zero punctuation t-shirt, now on super soft ring spun cotton!
Added on December 21, 2011
BRAAAAAINS BEANIE $15.95
When the zombies strike, an abundance of warning signs can help prevent the spread of infection. Our advice? Wear a reminder. It may seem obvious but humans are easily distracted, especially when they find a stash of canned foods with valid expiration dates.
When the zombies strike, an abundance of warning signs can help prevent the spread of infection. Our advice? Wear a reminder. It may seem obvious but humans are easily distracted, especially when they find a stash of canned foods with valid expiration dates.
Added on December 15, 2011
CAD - WINTER-EEN-MAS 2012 HOODY $42.95
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 men's hoody has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 men's hoody has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
Added on November 29, 2011
CAD - WINTER-EEN-MAS 2012 T-SHIRT $19.95
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 men's t-shirt has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 men's t-shirt has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
CAD - WINTER-EEN-MAS 2012 BABY TEE $19.95
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 women's baby tee has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
The official Ctrl+Alt+Delete Winter-een-mas 2012 women's baby tee has arrived! It's a celebration of video games and gamers like no other!
Added on November 23, 2011
THE DON T-SHIRT $19.95
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse, then the pizza will be mine. - The Don
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse, then the pizza will be mine. - The Don
SCI FI REFERENCE T-SHIRT $19.95
This is our remastered Sci-Fi movies reference t-shirt.
This is our remastered Sci-Fi movies reference t-shirt.
FIREBALL T-SHIRT $19.95
How to make a fireball: just follow the instructions.
How to make a fireball: just follow the instructions.
CAD - THE FOUR PONIES BABY TEE $19.95
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Behold The Four Ponies of The Apocalypse baby tee!
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Behold The Four Ponies of The Apocalypse baby tee!
EG - ITS PRETTY GOOD T-SHIRT $24.95
Evil Geniuses Its Pretty Good t-shirt
Evil Geniuses Its Pretty Good t-shirt
Added on November 17, 2011
NERD APPROVED - CTHULU AND FRIENDS T-SHIRT $18.95
Cthulu and Friends t-shirt by Nerd Approved.
Cthulu and Friends t-shirt by Nerd Approved.
Added on November 14, 2011
ITS A LIE BABY TEE $19.95
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
Added on October 28, 2011
HANDLE WITH CARE T-SHIRT $19.95
Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs.
Handle Lightsabers with care or risk losing your hand and/or other limbs.
ITS A LIE T-SHIRT $19.95
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
NOOBS RECYCLE BABY TEE $19.95
The tiring cycle of being a noob. Retry, restart, respawn.
The tiring cycle of being a noob. Retry, restart, respawn.
Added on October 22, 2011
EG - TEAM HOODY $49.95
EG - Team Hoody
EG - Team Hoody
Added on October 21, 2011
EG - THE WONG FACTOR T-SHIRT $24.95
The official Justin Wong t-shirt. The Wong Factor, it wins everytime!
The official Justin Wong t-shirt. The Wong Factor, it wins everytime!
EG - LOGO BEANIE $15.95
Evil Geniuses logo beanie
Evil Geniuses logo beanie
CAD - NINJA PIRATE POSTER $9.95
CTRL+ALT+DEL poster portraying an epic battle between a Robot Pirate and Zombie Ninja, riding a Dinosaur no less. The first 200 copies of this poster are signed and will be shipped on a first come first serve basis.
CTRL+ALT+DEL poster portraying an epic battle between a Robot Pirate and Zombie Ninja, riding a Dinosaur no less. The first 200 copies of this poster are signed and will be shipped on a first come first serve basis.
VGB - REVENGE IS SWEET T-SHIRT $19.95
In Greek Mythology there are many untold stories. Yet none come close to the time when the baby of war stole Zeus's mythical lollypops, for a good father-figure he was not. Revenge is sweet indeed.
In Greek Mythology there are many untold stories. Yet none come close to the time when the baby of war stole Zeus's mythical lollypops, for a good father-figure he was not. Revenge is sweet indeed.
Added on October 19, 2011
PLASMIDS MUG $10.95
Now you can start every morning with a fresh hot cup of natural sea slug brand Plasmids. Guaranteed to have you radiating at a cellular level.
Now you can start every morning with a fresh hot cup of natural sea slug brand Plasmids. Guaranteed to have you radiating at a cellular level.
Added on September 23, 2011
RL - SON OF FLYNN T-SHIRT $22.95
Real life Comics Son of Flynn t-shirt, now with blue glow-in-the-dark print! Charge it up with light so you can live inside a computer at night!
Real life Comics Son of Flynn t-shirt, now with blue glow-in-the-dark print! Charge it up with light so you can live inside a computer at night!
PLASMIDS T-SHIRT $19.95
All natural sea slug brand plasmids, since 1960. A portion of this shirt was printed with real Plasmids, yup. It glows blue in the dark!
All natural sea slug brand plasmids, since 1960. A portion of this shirt was printed with real Plasmids, yup. It glows blue in the dark!
ZERO PUNCTUATION - WOMEN'S IMP HOODY $59.95
The official Zero Punctuation Imp hoody for women!
The official Zero Punctuation Imp hoody for women!
ZERO PUNCTUATION - IMP HOODY $59.95
The official Zero Punctuation Imp hoody for men!
The official Zero Punctuation Imp hoody for men!
Added on September 21, 2011
NERD APPROVED - ANGRY NERDS $18.95
Nerd Approved, Angry Nerds t-shirt.
Nerd Approved, Angry Nerds t-shirt.
Added on September 16, 2011
CAD - TICKER T-SHIRT $19.95
Ctrl+Alt+Del Ticker t-shirt
Ctrl+Alt+Del Ticker t-shirt
CAD - THE FOUR PONIES T-SHIRT $19.95
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Behold The Four Ponies of The Apocalypse t-shirt!
Ctrl+Alt+Del, Behold The Four Ponies of The Apocalypse t-shirt!
Added on September 15, 2011
EG - BAD MANNERS T-SHIRT $24.95
Evil Geniuses Bad Manners t-shirt!
Evil Geniuses Bad Manners t-shirt!
Added on September 12, 2011
DTOID MINIMALISTIC METROID T-SHIRT $10.00
The Destructoid.com Minimalistic Metroid t-shirt! Shirt designed by Baltazar "Fluffy Pancakes" Rosiles.
The Destructoid.com Minimalistic Metroid t-shirt! Shirt designed by Baltazar "Fluffy Pancakes" Rosiles.
Added on September 06, 2011
MOS - MIRACLE OF SOUND VOL. 1 DVD $19.95
The Miracle of Sound Vol. 1 DVD! Music videos about the games you love!
The Miracle of Sound Vol. 1 DVD! Music videos about the games you love!
MOS - PRESS X TO ROCK CD $9.95
The Miracle of Sound: Press X To Rock CD! Music inspired by your favorite video games!
The Miracle of Sound: Press X To Rock CD! Music inspired by your favorite video games!
Added on September 01, 2011
ZERO PUNCTUATION - IMP POSTER $12.95
Zero Punctuation - Imp Poster! Comprised of all your favorite quotes and phrases from Zero Punctuation!
Zero Punctuation - Imp Poster! Comprised of all your favorite quotes and phrases from Zero Punctuation!
Added on August 29, 2011
EXPLOSIVE T-SHIRT $19.95
Warning! This t-shirt is explosive. Avoid direct contact and keep out of the reach of small children. Make sure it is stored in a cool place, away from open flames, and only washed in cold water.
Warning! This t-shirt is explosive. Avoid direct contact and keep out of the reach of small children. Make sure it is stored in a cool place, away from open flames, and only washed in cold water.
Added on August 26, 2011
EG - JABBA T-SHIRT $24.95
New Evil Geniuses Jabba t-shirt!
New Evil Geniuses Jabba t-shirt!
Added on August 25, 2011
THE END IS NEAR T-SHIRT $19.95
The end is near! Make sure you buy this t-shirt now to celebrate the end of the world on December 21st, 2012. We plan to discontinue this product on December 22nd, 2012.
The end is near! Make sure you buy this t-shirt now to celebrate the end of the world on December 21st, 2012. We plan to discontinue this product on December 22nd, 2012.
Added on August 11, 2011
EG - THE GRACKEN T-SHIRT $24.95
If you can't beat'em, you might as well buy the t-shirt. Featuring IdrA of StarCraft II fame, the Gracken t-shirt is a must have for eSports fans, competitive gamers, and StarCraft II players. Release The Gracken!
If you can't beat'em, you might as well buy the t-shirt. Featuring IdrA of StarCraft II fame, the Gracken t-shirt is a must have for eSports fans, competitive gamers, and StarCraft II players. Release The Gracken!
Added on August 10, 2011
GEEKS ARE SEXY - BOBA GRAFETTI BABY TEE $18.95
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
Added on July 29, 2011
TURRET SECURITY T-SHIRT $19.95
WARNING: this t-shirt may tip over, overheat or explode without warning.
WARNING: this t-shirt may tip over, overheat or explode without warning.
Added on July 27, 2011
NOOBS RECYCLE T-SHIRT $19.95
The tiring cycle of being a noob. Retry, restart, respawn.
The tiring cycle of being a noob. Retry, restart, respawn.
HON - PANDAMONIUM PLUSHY $12.00
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!