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TOP SELLERS - Customer Favorites!
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GET A LIFE T-SHIRT - $18.95
Seriously buddy, get a life, you'll need it for the next level boss.
Seriously buddy, get a life, you'll need it for the next level boss.
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LINKED T-SHIRT - $18.95
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.
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ZOMBIE PWNAGE T-SHIRT - $18.95
This t-shirt was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong.
This t-shirt was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong.
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TASTY TREAT T-SHIRT - $18.95
Tasty treats are hard to resist. Even when they look suspiciously like they might make you lose your life. A trail of pellets doesn't help either.
Tasty treats are hard to resist. Even when they look suspiciously like they might make you lose your life. A trail of pellets doesn't help either.
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RUN R2 T-SHIRT - $17.95
Our favorite little robot is in trouble! The only way to save him from the evil Empire is to buy this shirt and make all your friends jealous. Seriously.
Our favorite little robot is in trouble! The only way to save him from the evil Empire is to buy this shirt and make all your friends jealous. Seriously.
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RROD T-SHIRT - $18.95
If you're not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock. The red ring of death is just the first sign that something has gone terribly wrong and not only will you not be playing any games, your 360 may rebel and simply kill you.
If you're not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock. The red ring of death is just the first sign that something has gone terribly wrong and not only will you not be playing any games, your 360 may rebel and simply kill you.
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ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED UNDERWEAR - $13.95
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
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SMURFS ATTACK T-SHIRT - $18.95
They're coming and they want your head! These attacking blue marauders won't rest till they've invaded and conquered the land known as you!
They're coming and they want your head! These attacking blue marauders won't rest till they've invaded and conquered the land known as you!
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HEALTH MUG - $9.95
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure health; hit points that will fuel him or her in pursuit of late-night gaming and general adventuring and shenanigans.
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure health; hit points that will fuel him or her in pursuit of late-night gaming and general adventuring and shenanigans.
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BRACERS OF AGILITY - $7.50
Improve your critical strike rating with Bracers of Agility! Get the wrist support you need to pwn noobs, resist Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, and wipe the sweat from you eyes in the midst of intense PVP battles.
Improve your critical strike rating with Bracers of Agility! Get the wrist support you need to pwn noobs, resist Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, and wipe the sweat from you eyes in the midst of intense PVP battles.
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TETRAGRAMMATON CLERIC T-SHIRT - $18.95
The first thing we learn about emotion, is that it has its price; a complete paradox. But without restraint, without control, emotion is chaos.
The first thing we learn about emotion, is that it has its price; a complete paradox. But without restraint, without control, emotion is chaos.
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MIGHTY KONG T-SHIRT - $19.95
This time around, Kong has a slightly different set of formidable opponents trying to knock him off that building.
This time around, Kong has a slightly different set of formidable opponents trying to knock him off that building.
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I HEAR IDIOTS T-SHIRT - $17.95
Dealing with idiots is an unfortunate daily occurance for most of us. It's an endless siege of idiocy, day and night. During the day they're barking in our ear about not being able to find the 'any' key. At night, they're yelling: 'OMFG jooooooo suxxorz, n00b wtf that's cheap!', because you're obviously more skilled and they've simply not developed their language skills yet. Shhhhh. You hear that? That's the idiots in my head.
Dealing with idiots is an unfortunate daily occurance for most of us. It's an endless siege of idiocy, day and night. During the day they're barking in our ear about not being able to find the 'any' key. At night, they're yelling: 'OMFG jooooooo suxxorz, n00b wtf that's cheap!', because you're obviously more skilled and they've simply not developed their language skills yet. Shhhhh. You hear that? That's the idiots in my head.
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FALLEN GAMEPAD T-SHIRT - $18.95
Please offer a moment of silence and pay tribute to the fallen gamepad! It's only right we show our appreciation for a tool of destruction that not only keeps the reflexes in our fingers sharp, but also provides countless hours of noob fraggin' pwnage!
Please offer a moment of silence and pay tribute to the fallen gamepad! It's only right we show our appreciation for a tool of destruction that not only keeps the reflexes in our fingers sharp, but also provides countless hours of noob fraggin' pwnage!
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TIME TRAVEL T-SHIRT - $19.95
Because time travel is still one of the most interesting motifs used in games, movies and on TV, we bring you this fine piece of cotton. Oh, and it comes from the future!
Because time travel is still one of the most interesting motifs used in games, movies and on TV, we bring you this fine piece of cotton. Oh, and it comes from the future!
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GROW UP T-SHIRT - $18.95
Just eat this mushroom and grow up, it's the fastest way!
Just eat this mushroom and grow up, it's the fastest way!
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+15 FROST RESISTANCE BEANIE - $15.95
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.
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PARTICLE PHYSICS T-SHIRT - $18.95
Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You'll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you've got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you've got a meeting to go to you're already late for.
Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You'll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you've got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you've got a meeting to go to you're already late for.
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GEEK SLANG MAGNET SET - $7.95
Magnets for the geek and gamer lifestyle have arrived! This is a one-of-a-kind, can't find anywhere else, incredibly awesome, 60 piece set that measures approx 4" x 5.5" and features some of your favorite 1337 speak word and icons. Wanna leave a msg for your n00b roomate after you've shown them who the true gamer in the house is? This is the perfect fridge magnet set for you!
Magnets for the geek and gamer lifestyle have arrived! This is a one-of-a-kind, can't find anywhere else, incredibly awesome, 60 piece set that measures approx 4" x 5.5" and features some of your favorite 1337 speak word and icons. Wanna leave a msg for your n00b roomate after you've shown them who the true gamer in the house is? This is the perfect fridge magnet set for you!
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TECH SUPPORT T-SHIRT - $18.95
The poster boy of outsourcing, and often the bottom rung of the totem poll in the IT industry, tech support holds a unique place in the hearts of many a techie. If you've ever worked in tech support or continue to cling to the BOFH handbook like a 2nd Bible, this t-shirt is for you.
The poster boy of outsourcing, and often the bottom rung of the totem poll in the IT industry, tech support holds a unique place in the hearts of many a techie. If you've ever worked in tech support or continue to cling to the BOFH handbook like a 2nd Bible, this t-shirt is for you.
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EQUIP COOKIES T-SHIRT - $19.95
If only getting to that delicious batch of cookies was this easy.
If only getting to that delicious batch of cookies was this easy.
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RROD STICKER - $0.99
If you're not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock. The red ring of death is just the first sign that something has gone terribly wrong and not only will you not be playing any games, your 360 may rebel and simply kill you.
If you're not careful, your 360 may jettison you out an air-lock. The red ring of death is just the first sign that something has gone terribly wrong and not only will you not be playing any games, your 360 may rebel and simply kill you.
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GANKING T-SHIRT - $18.95
Now you can finally own a piece of epic gear without running a 5 hour raid, farming for weeks at a time, or paying a monthly subscription fee. Inspired by World Of Warcraft, the Epic T-Shirt of Ganking is available to all classes and races, except gnomes. (Just because they suck.) Get yours today for added protection against mobs!
Now you can finally own a piece of epic gear without running a 5 hour raid, farming for weeks at a time, or paying a monthly subscription fee. Inspired by World Of Warcraft, the Epic T-Shirt of Ganking is available to all classes and races, except gnomes. (Just because they suck.) Get yours today for added protection against mobs!
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RISING FUN ZIP-UP HOODY - $42.95
Land of the rising sun, made up of over 3000 islands, and home of Sony and Nintendo, Japan has forever been etched into the psyche of the geek and gamer. Show your love for Japan with this wicked zip-up hoody.
Land of the rising sun, made up of over 3000 islands, and home of Sony and Nintendo, Japan has forever been etched into the psyche of the geek and gamer. Show your love for Japan with this wicked zip-up hoody.
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RISING FUN T-SHIRT - $18.95
Land of the rising sun, made up of over 3000 islands, and home of Sony and Nintendo, Japan has forever been etched into the psyche of the geek and gamer. Show your love for Japan with this wicked t-shirt.
Land of the rising sun, made up of over 3000 islands, and home of Sony and Nintendo, Japan has forever been etched into the psyche of the geek and gamer. Show your love for Japan with this wicked t-shirt.