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LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$19.95
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
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LIGHTSABER IN THE KNEE T-SHIRT$19.95
I used to be a... then I took a... in the knee. You know the deal. Sci-Fi version.
I used to be a... then I took a... in the knee. You know the deal. Sci-Fi version.
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PLASMIDS T-SHIRT$19.95
All natural sea slug brand plasmids, since 1960. A portion of this shirt was printed with real Plasmids, yup. It glows blue in the dark!
All natural sea slug brand plasmids, since 1960. A portion of this shirt was printed with real Plasmids, yup. It glows blue in the dark!
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LINKED T-SHIRT$19.95
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.
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DOIN IT WRONG T-SHIRT$19.95
Ur doin it wrong, u lack the necessary training.
Ur doin it wrong, u lack the necessary training.
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GB - BULLET WILLIAM T-SHIRT$19.95
Bullet William -- A sophisticated ol' bullet chap with arms and eyeballs, infamous during the 80's for striking fear and terror into the helpless souls of all Plumbing-kind. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
Bullet William -- A sophisticated ol' bullet chap with arms and eyeballs, infamous during the 80's for striking fear and terror into the helpless souls of all Plumbing-kind. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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WAI SO SRS T-SHIRT$19.95
Evil lolcat asks 'wai so srs?' before he kills you.
Evil lolcat asks 'wai so srs?' before he kills you.
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STORMTROOPA T-SHIRT$19.95
When someone always rescues the princess, when a short stumpy plumber can dismantle an entire evil empire, when all the giant bombs and bullets of the world just aren't enough -- it's time to consider the benefits of mass-production! Artwork by Christin Nielsen.
When someone always rescues the princess, when a short stumpy plumber can dismantle an entire evil empire, when all the giant bombs and bullets of the world just aren't enough -- it's time to consider the benefits of mass-production! Artwork by Christin Nielsen.
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SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$19.95
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
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MONEY POWER WOMAN T-SHIRT$19.95
The natural order and supreme truth of the universe for all aspiring males has been discovered! What life lessons will the Italian Plumber teach us next?
The natural order and supreme truth of the universe for all aspiring males has been discovered! What life lessons will the Italian Plumber teach us next?
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NERD APPROVED - CTHULU AND FRIENDS T-SHIRT$18.95
Cthulu and Friends t-shirt by Nerd Approved.
Cthulu and Friends t-shirt by Nerd Approved.
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THE DON T-SHIRT$19.95
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse, then the pizza will be mine. - The Don
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse, then the pizza will be mine. - The Don
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+15 FROST RESISTANCE BEANIE$15.95
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.
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GB - GREAT SHELLED DRAGON T-SHIRT$19.95
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
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HON - PANDAMONIUM PLUSHY$12.00
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!
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GB - OCTORAWK T-SHIRT$19.95
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED UNDERWEAR$13.95
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
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JUST HUNGRY T-SHIRT$19.95
Not evil, just hungry, and a little more open.
Not evil, just hungry, and a little more open.
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ITS A LIE T-SHIRT$19.95
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
It's a lie, and that's the truth!
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GEEKS ARE SEXY - BOBA GRAFETTI T-SHIRT$18.95
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
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SKYNET T-SHIRT$19.95
Unwittingly or not, you're now a direct contributor to the mass slaughter of mankind. Never thought that comp-sci degree would lead to billions of deaths did you? Well at least you built something cool!
Unwittingly or not, you're now a direct contributor to the mass slaughter of mankind. Never thought that comp-sci degree would lead to billions of deaths did you? Well at least you built something cool!
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BRAAAAAINS BEANIE$15.95
When the zombies strike, an abundance of warning signs can help prevent the spread of infection. Our advice? Wear a reminder. It may seem obvious but humans are easily distracted, especially when they find a stash of canned foods with valid expiration dates.
When the zombies strike, an abundance of warning signs can help prevent the spread of infection. Our advice? Wear a reminder. It may seem obvious but humans are easily distracted, especially when they find a stash of canned foods with valid expiration dates.
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HEALTH MUG$10.95
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure health; hit points that will fuel him or her in pursuit of late-night gaming and general adventuring and shenanigans.
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure health; hit points that will fuel him or her in pursuit of late-night gaming and general adventuring and shenanigans.
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GB - BURST DAY T-SHIRT$19.95
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it's quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it's quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
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PORTALOO T-SHIRT$19.95
The sanitation technologies of the future provide instant relief anytime, any location. If you're lucky they may even offer a complimentary slice of cake, but we wouldn't take their word for it. Artwork by Julien Daniel-Moliner.
The sanitation technologies of the future provide instant relief anytime, any location. If you're lucky they may even offer a complimentary slice of cake, but we wouldn't take their word for it. Artwork by Julien Daniel-Moliner.