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Hey! STFU t-shirt
HEY! STFU T-SHIRT$22.00
Dark Link lacks the tolerance of his more colorful doppelganger. He does not wish to listen.
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The Legend of Zombie t-shirt
THE LEGEND OF ZOMBIE T-SHIRT$21.00
What does Link enjoy more than an ice cold glass of milk and some delicious cookies? Hearts and brains of course, as he seems to have fallen ill with a zombie infection!
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Schrodinger's Cat t-shirt
SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$22.00
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
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Plasmids t-shirt
PLASMIDS T-SHIRT$22.00
All natural sea slug brand plasmids, since 1960. A portion of this shirt was printed with real Plasmids, yup. It glows blue in the dark!
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Left the house t-shirt
LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$22.00
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
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GB - The Plumbers Wardrobe t-shirt
GB - THE PLUMBERS WARDROBE T-SHIRT$21.00
Plumbing is a serious business; you need to dress for success. The Amphibian suit is useful for underwater jobs, The raccoon suit for those hard to reach toilets in the clouds, and a doctor's outfit is always nice to have on hand for... umm... we'll let you use your imagination.
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GB - Octorawk t-shirt
GB - OCTORAWK T-SHIRT$22.00
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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Frosty Treats t-shirt
FROSTY TREATS T-SHIRT$22.00
Made with friendship -- Finish your ice kream!
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Nerd Approved - No Tax No Bills No Boss t-shirt
NERD APPROVED - NO TAX NO BILLS NO BOSS T-SHIRT$18.95
No tax, no bills, no boss... just the open sky!
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Pixel Fighter t-shirt
PIXEL FIGHTER T-SHIRT$22.00
Here comes a new challenger! Make that twelve new challengers, with a few less pixels.
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GB - Extra Terrestrials t-shirt
GB - EXTRA TERRESTRIALS T-SHIRT$22.00
From the newer, even more enhanced version of E.T. Changing guns to walkie talkies was only the beginning! Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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3 Werewolves t-shirt
3 WEREWOLVES T-SHIRT$5.00
All the werewolves, all the vampires, none of the sparkle.
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The Escapist - Jim's Tie t-shirt
THE ESCAPIST - JIM'S TIE T-SHIRT$19.95
Jim Sterling's Tie t-shirt as featured in Jimquisition! Suit jacket not included.
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Linked t-shirt
LINKED T-SHIRT$21.00
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.
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Wai So Srs t-shirt
WAI SO SRS T-SHIRT$22.00
Evil lolcat asks 'wai so srs?' before he kills you.
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+15 Frost Resistance beanie
+15 FROST RESISTANCE BEANIE$16.00
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.
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GB - Great Shelled Dragon t-shirt
GB - GREAT SHELLED DRAGON T-SHIRT$22.00
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
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Achievement Locked underwear
ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED UNDERWEAR$10.00
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
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Particle Physics sticker
PARTICLE PHYSICS STICKER$1.50
Particle physics gives us a hadron.
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GB - The real GB's t-shirt
GB - THE REAL GB'S T-SHIRT$22.00
A blend of cinema and animation; your favorite paranormal researchers re-imagined the way it should have been, straight from the mind of Glen Brogan.
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Hot Yoga baby tee
HOT YOGA BABY TEE$12.00
Sweat out those calories and stretch your limbs at the Hot Yoga exercise studio. It's a great place a world warrior to unwind after fighting in a major tournament. Artwork by Sean Husbands.
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Nerd Approved - Wolverwiener t-shirt
NERD APPROVED - WOLVERWIENER T-SHIRT$18.95
The official Wolverwiener t-shirt by Nerd Approved! Snikt!
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Lock And Load sticker
LOCK AND LOAD STICKER$1.50
This is how we lock and load, and then proceed to own any 3D rendered object that appears to be a threat.
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Headcrab Weapon sticker
HEADCRAB WEAPON STICKER$1.50
Warn and prepare your friends for the inevitable headcrab invasion with this sticker.
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Boo Busters t-shirt
BOO BUSTERS T-SHIRT$10.00
Who you gonna call? Though admittedly he's almost too cuddly to zap.
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