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The Legend of Zombie t-shirt
THE LEGEND OF ZOMBIE T-SHIRT$15.00
What does Link enjoy more than an ice cold glass of milk and some delicious cookies? Hearts and brains of course, as he seems to have fallen ill with a zombie infection!
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Schrodinger's Cat t-shirt
SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$15.00
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
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Particle Physics t-shirt
PARTICLE PHYSICS T-SHIRT$15.00
Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You'll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you've got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you've got a meeting to go to you're already late for.
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Left the house t-shirt
LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$15.00
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
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CAD - Poop Machine baby creeper
CAD - POOP MACHINE BABY CREEPER$15.00
New baby creeper from CTRL+ALT+DEL, the inner workings of a poop machine!
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BaZnGa t-shirt
BAZNGA T-SHIRT$10.00
A clever homage to the big bang that birthed our existence, geek culture, television, and good old fashioned science. Most people won't get this shirt, but that's okay, they aren't the ones who matter! Artwork and design by Rousseau Florent.
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The Hardest Choice t-shirt
THE HARDEST CHOICE T-SHIRT$10.00
New Years resolutions are difficult choices, but not as difficult as this!
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Rage Quit t-shirt
RAGE QUIT T-SHIRT$15.00
You know him, you've played against him. He spits profanities, screams ignorance, and manages to quit every losing game just before the stats save. Mr. Rage-Quit!
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Stormtroopa t-shirt
STORMTROOPA T-SHIRT$15.00
When someone always rescues the princess, when a short stumpy plumber can dismantle an entire evil empire, when all the giant bombs and bullets of the world just aren't enough -- it's time to consider the benefits of mass-production! Artwork by Christin Nielsen.
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GB - Octorawk t-shirt
GB - OCTORAWK T-SHIRT$22.00
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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Zombie's Dream Land t-shirt
ZOMBIE'S DREAM LAND T-SHIRT$15.00
Kirby has always sucked, but this evil variation is sucking on a new kind of nutrition, the one that stores your memories. Sweet dreams.
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Zero Punctuation - Imp Pimp t-shirt
ZERO PUNCTUATION - IMP PIMP T-SHIRT$19.95
Zero Punctuation Imp Pimp t-shirt from the Escapist.
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Hoth Ski Patrol beanie
HOTH SKI PATROL BEANIE$12.00
You might want to bring this along with you the next time you find yourself in a Galaxy far far away on some remote frozen wasteland of a planet.
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GB - The real GB's t-shirt
GB - THE REAL GB'S T-SHIRT$15.00
A blend of cinema and animation; your favorite paranormal researchers re-imagined the way it should have been, straight from the mind of Glen Brogan.
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Geeks are Sexy - Boba Grafetti t-shirt
GEEKS ARE SEXY - BOBA GRAFETTI T-SHIRT$18.95
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
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Achievement Locked underwear
ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED UNDERWEAR$10.00
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.
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Lady BooBeez baby tee
LADY BOOBEEZ BABY TEE$12.00
The description for this t-shirt has been cleverly described in the title. You just have to think about it.
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Pixel Fighter t-shirt
PIXEL FIGHTER T-SHIRT$10.00
Here comes a new challenger! Make that twelve new challengers, with a few less pixels.
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GB - Burst Day baby tee
GB - BURST DAY BABY TEE$12.00
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it's quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
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GB - Satellite of Love t-shirt
GB - SATELLITE OF LOVE T-SHIRT$15.00
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
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Doin it wrong t-shirt
DOIN IT WRONG T-SHIRT$10.00
Ur doin it wrong, u lack the necessary training.
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GB - Great Shelled Dragon t-shirt
GB - GREAT SHELLED DRAGON T-SHIRT$15.00
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
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HON - Pandamonium Plushy
HON - PANDAMONIUM PLUSHY$12.00
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!
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GB - Peace in Space print
GB - PEACE IN SPACE PRINT$12.95
Peace in Space. Art print by Glen Brogan.
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CAD - Console War XBOX t-shirt
CAD - CONSOLE WAR XBOX T-SHIRT$15.00
The next gen console war is upon us, which side are you on?
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