SCORCHING. BIO-HAZARDOUS, POTENTIALLY NUCLEAR. BUY THEM -- IT'S A RUSH
THE LEGEND OF ZOMBIE T-SHIRT$21.00
What does Link enjoy more than an ice cold glass of milk and some delicious cookies? Hearts and brains of course, as he seems to have fallen ill with a zombie infection!
LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$22.00
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$22.00
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
FROSTY TREATS T-SHIRT$22.00
Made with friendship -- Finish your ice kream!
When someone always rescues the princess, when a short stumpy plumber can dismantle an entire evil empire, when all the giant bombs and bullets of the world just aren't enough -- it's time to consider the benefits of mass-production! Artwork by Christin Nielsen.
ZOMBIE'S DREAM LAND T-SHIRT$21.00
Kirby has always sucked, but this evil variation is sucking on a new kind of nutrition, the one that stores your memories. Sweet dreams.
LIGHTSABER IN THE KNEE T-SHIRT$20.00
I used to be a... then I took a... in the knee. You know the deal. Sci-Fi version.
How to make a fireball: just follow the instructions.
LADY BOOBEEZ BABY TEE$12.00
The description for this t-shirt has been cleverly described in the title. You just have to think about it.
FIGHT ZOMBIES T-SHIRT$20.00
Everyone seems to have a reason for you to keep calm these days, so we invented our own, and put some blood on it for dramatic effect. Keep calm, and get to killin'!
JUST HUNGRY T-SHIRT$22.00
Not evil, just hungry, and a little more open.
A clever homage to the big bang that birthed our existence, geek culture, television, and good old fashioned science. Most people won't get this shirt, but that's okay, they aren't the ones who matter! Artwork and design by Rousseau Florent.
GB - BURST DAY T-SHIRT$22.00
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it's quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
SMURFS ATTACK T-SHIRT$21.00
They're coming and they want your head! These attacking blue marauders won't rest till they've invaded and conquered the land known as you!
DOIN IT WRONG T-SHIRT$22.00
Ur doin it wrong, u lack the necessary training.
CAD - CONSOLE WAR PS4 T-SHIRT$19.95
The next gen console war is upon us, which side are you on?
The sanitation technologies of the future provide instant relief anytime, any location. If you're lucky they may even offer a complimentary slice of cake, but we wouldn't take their word for it. Artwork by Julien Daniel-Moliner.
ZERO PUNCTUATION - PIMP T-SHIRT$19.95
As seen on the staff badges at the Escapist Expo in Durham NC, the cleverly subtle Zero Punctuation PIMP t-shirt.
MY LIGHTSABER T-SHIRT$21.00
We will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our Jedi brothers, and don't buy this t-shirt.
GB - EXTRA TERRESTRIALS T-SHIRT$22.00
From the newer, even more enhanced version of E.T. Changing guns to walkie talkies was only the beginning! Artwork by Glen Brogan.
GB - TURTLES PRINT$13.95
Turtles Art Print by Glen Brogan.
ZERO PUNCTUATION - GOLD CHAIN T-SHIRT$19.95
Zero Punctuation Gold Chain t-shirt from the Escapist.
HON - PANDAMONIUM PLUSHY$12.00
12" Heroes of Newerth Pandamonium Plushy!
ZOMBIE MAN T-SHIRT$21.00
After the apocalypse, with verbal slurs and a general lack of motor skills, Zombie Man has switched sides and requested that Mr. Wily provide a new arm prototype, intentionally crafted for brain removal.
GB - GROCERY FIGHT PRINT$12.95
Even world warriors need groceries. Art print by Glen Brogan.