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The Legend of Zombie t-shirt
THE LEGEND OF ZOMBIE T-SHIRT$15.00
What does Link enjoy more than an ice cold glass of milk and some delicious cookies? Hearts and brains of course, as he seems to have fallen ill with a zombie infection!
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Schrodinger's Cat t-shirt
SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$15.00
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
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Left the house t-shirt
LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$15.00
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
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Particle Physics t-shirt
PARTICLE PHYSICS T-SHIRT$15.00
Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You'll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you've got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you've got a meeting to go to you're already late for.
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GB - Octorawk t-shirt
GB - OCTORAWK T-SHIRT$22.00
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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Evolution of Evil t-shirt
EVOLUTION OF EVIL T-SHIRT$15.00
There has been a disturbance in the force, and it ain't good.
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Frosty Treats t-shirt
FROSTY TREATS T-SHIRT$15.00
Made with friendship -- Finish your ice kream!
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CAD - Poop Machine baby creeper
CAD - POOP MACHINE BABY CREEPER$15.00
New baby creeper from CTRL+ALT+DEL, the inner workings of a poop machine!
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Shoot Like a Girl baby tee
SHOOT LIKE A GIRL BABY TEE$12.00
A single head-shot will drop your opponent instantly but a few well placed rounds in the junk will drop them with satisfaction.
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GB - Satellite of Love t-shirt
GB - SATELLITE OF LOVE T-SHIRT$15.00
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.
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GB - Burst Day t-shirt
GB - BURST DAY T-SHIRT$12.00
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it's quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
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Braaaaains Beanie
BRAAAAAINS BEANIE$12.00
When the zombies strike, an abundance of warning signs can help prevent the spread of infection. Our advice? Wear a reminder. It may seem obvious but humans are easily distracted, especially when they find a stash of canned foods with valid expiration dates.
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CAD - Console War XBOX t-shirt
CAD - CONSOLE WAR XBOX T-SHIRT$15.00
The next gen console war is upon us, which side are you on?
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CAD - Console War PS4 t-shirt
CAD - CONSOLE WAR PS4 T-SHIRT$15.00
The next gen console war is upon us, which side are you on?
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Hoth Ski Patrol beanie
HOTH SKI PATROL BEANIE$12.00
You might want to bring this along with you the next time you find yourself in a Galaxy far far away on some remote frozen wasteland of a planet.
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Head Stomp beanie
HEAD STOMP BEANIE$12.00
In the history of video games, no other creature, enemy or villain has had it's head stomped on so many times. Hopefully no-one will be tempted to jump on yours.
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Zombie's Dream Land t-shirt
ZOMBIE'S DREAM LAND T-SHIRT$15.00
Kirby has always sucked, but this evil variation is sucking on a new kind of nutrition, the one that stores your memories. Sweet dreams.
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Gamer Army beanie
GAMER ARMY BEANIE$12.00
Gamer Army is now recruiting, calling all boys, girls, plumbers, princesses, cute dinosaurs, turtles, street fighters, kung-fu specialists, bomber men, and all around bad dudes! Successful applicants must know the Konami code by memory. Warp whistle experience is an asset.
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GB - The Plumbers Wardrobe t-shirt
GB - THE PLUMBERS WARDROBE T-SHIRT$15.00
Plumbing is a serious business; you need to dress for success. The Amphibian suit is useful for underwater jobs, The raccoon suit for those hard to reach toilets in the clouds, and a doctor's outfit is always nice to have on hand for... umm... we'll let you use your imagination.
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Just Hungry t-shirt
JUST HUNGRY T-SHIRT$15.00
Not evil, just hungry, and a little more open.
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GB - Great Shelled Dragon t-shirt
GB - GREAT SHELLED DRAGON T-SHIRT$15.00
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
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Wai So Srs t-shirt
WAI SO SRS T-SHIRT$15.00
Evil lolcat asks 'wai so srs?' before he kills you.
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CAD - WWTD t-shirt
CAD - WWTD T-SHIRT$15.00
What would Trevor do?
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Quitters sticker
QUITTERS STICKER$1.50
Support the movement with this sticker. Real gamers don't quit online matches.
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3x Evil t-shirt
3X EVIL T-SHIRT$15.00
Ex-zip-it A: The 3x Evil t-shirt. Reduced in price from one... hundred... billion dollars! Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads not included.
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