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The Legend of Zombie t-shirt
THE LEGEND OF ZOMBIE T-SHIRT$21.00
What does Link enjoy more than an ice cold glass of milk and some delicious cookies? Hearts and brains of course, as he seems to have fallen ill with a zombie infection!
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Schrodinger's Cat t-shirt
SCHRODINGER'S CAT T-SHIRT$22.00
What if Schrodingers Cat was neither dead nor alive?
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GB - Octorawk t-shirt
GB - OCTORAWK T-SHIRT$22.00
Stop wasting all your time hawking rocks and start rawking out to your favorite 8-bit melody. Artwork by Glen Brogan.
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Left the house t-shirt
LEFT THE HOUSE T-SHIRT$22.00
We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.
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Frosty Treats t-shirt
FROSTY TREATS T-SHIRT$22.00
Made with friendship -- Finish your ice kream!
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GB - Great Shelled Dragon t-shirt
GB - GREAT SHELLED DRAGON T-SHIRT$22.00
Legend has it that the Great Shelled Dragon roasted plumbers alive...and rode around in a giant clown head.
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Stormtroopa t-shirt
STORMTROOPA T-SHIRT$22.00
When someone always rescues the princess, when a short stumpy plumber can dismantle an entire evil empire, when all the giant bombs and bullets of the world just aren't enough -- it's time to consider the benefits of mass-production! Artwork by Christin Nielsen.
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Zero Punctuation - Imp Pimp t-shirt
ZERO PUNCTUATION - IMP PIMP T-SHIRT$19.95
Zero Punctuation Imp Pimp t-shirt from the Escapist.
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Doin it wrong t-shirt
DOIN IT WRONG T-SHIRT$22.00
Ur doin it wrong, u lack the necessary training.
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Zombie Man t-shirt
ZOMBIE MAN T-SHIRT$21.00
After the apocalypse, with verbal slurs and a general lack of motor skills, Zombie Man has switched sides and requested that Mr. Wily provide a new arm prototype, intentionally crafted for brain removal.
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Rage Quit t-shirt
RAGE QUIT T-SHIRT$21.00
You know him, you've played against him. He spits profanities, screams ignorance, and manages to quit every losing game just before the stats save. Mr. Rage-Quit!
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Zombie's Dream Land t-shirt
ZOMBIE'S DREAM LAND T-SHIRT$21.00
Kirby has always sucked, but this evil variation is sucking on a new kind of nutrition, the one that stores your memories. Sweet dreams.
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Particle Physics t-shirt
PARTICLE PHYSICS T-SHIRT$21.00
Those hadrons are hard to hide sometimes. You'll be sitting at work, bored out of your mind, and next thing you know you've got a hadron in your pants. The worst part is you've got a meeting to go to you're already late for.
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Lady BooBeez baby tee
LADY BOOBEEZ BABY TEE$12.00
The description for this t-shirt has been cleverly described in the title. You just have to think about it.
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BaZnGa t-shirt
BAZNGA T-SHIRT$20.00
A clever homage to the big bang that birthed our existence, geek culture, television, and good old fashioned science. Most people won't get this shirt, but that's okay, they aren't the ones who matter! Artwork and design by Rousseau Florent.
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BaZnGa baby tee
BAZNGA BABY TEE$12.00
A clever homage to the big bang that birthed our existence, geek culture, television, and good old fashioned science. Most people won't get this shirt, but that's okay, they aren't the ones who matter! Artwork and design by Rousseau Florent.
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Head Stomp beanie
HEAD STOMP BEANIE$16.00
In the history of video games, no other creature, enemy or villain has had it's head stomped on so many times. Hopefully no-one will be tempted to jump on yours.
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GB - The Plumbers Wardrobe baby tee
GB - THE PLUMBERS WARDROBE BABY TEE$12.00
Plumbing is a serious business; you need to dress for success. The Amphibian suit is useful for underwater jobs, The raccoon suit for those hard to reach toilets in the clouds, and a doctor's outfit is always nice to have on hand for... umm... we'll let you use your imagination.
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Nerd Approved - No Tax No Bills No Boss t-shirt
NERD APPROVED - NO TAX NO BILLS NO BOSS T-SHIRT$18.95
No tax, no bills, no boss... just the open sky!
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3 Werewolves t-shirt
3 WEREWOLVES T-SHIRT$5.00
All the werewolves, all the vampires, none of the sparkle.
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Geeks are Sexy - Boba Grafetti t-shirt
GEEKS ARE SEXY - BOBA GRAFETTI T-SHIRT$18.95
You should wait for the paint on your helmet to dry before launching head first into a sail barge, it may leave a nasty imprint of your defeat.
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Boo Busters t-shirt
BOO BUSTERS T-SHIRT$10.00
Who you gonna call? Though admittedly he's almost too cuddly to zap.
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Old Boy t-shirt
OLD BOY T-SHIRT$22.00
It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks, and even harder to teach an old boy new video games. 3D? Stylus? Motion control? No. One D-Pad and Two buttons, that's all you need.
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Pixel Fighter t-shirt
PIXEL FIGHTER T-SHIRT$22.00
Here comes a new challenger! Make that twelve new challengers, with a few less pixels.
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CAD - Poop Machine baby creeper
CAD - POOP MACHINE BABY CREEPER$19.95
New baby creeper from CTRL+ALT+DEL, the inner workings of a poop machine!
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