+15 FROST RESISTANCE BEANIE$16.00
Brrrrrr... it's cold out there. Well in some part of the world it's cold right now. Whether staving off a Shaman's frost shock or simply looking to not freeze your ass off, this stylish beanie will have your gaming buddies jealousy levels reach new heights.

ZOMBIE PWNAGE T-SHIRT$21.00
This t-shirt was created in the event you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. At Splitreason.com, we care about our customers, so it's important to us that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains inside your skull, right where they belong.

RUN R2 T-SHIRT$20.00
Our favorite little robot is in trouble! The only way to save him from the evil Empire is to buy this shirt and make all your friends jealous. Seriously.

CAD - DPS T-SHIRT$19.95
Ctrl+Alt+Del presents an mmorpglicious spoof for the DPS machine inside you. If you level faster than every other class, one-shot mobs with critical strikes, suck healers mana dry (then complain about not getting any heals), and then pull aggro from an accidental melee swing, this t-shirt is for you.

CAD - VIDEO GAMES T-SHIRT$14.95
Real life be damned! Who needs the hassles, worries and stress that exists outside of the virtual warmth of classic and cutting edge gaming goodness? No-one that's who! Drape yourself in this stylish black t-shirt and we guarantee it will make you grow fourteen feet tall and give you powers to crush a man's skull with your pinky finger.

CAD - SMALL ZEKE PLUSHIE$5.00
Ctrl+Alt+Del presents the first CAD character incarnated in loveable plushie form: Zeke! Standing at almost 8 inches tall, this one-of-a-kind collectors item is sure to spruce up your otherwise barren computer desk and stare dissaprovingly if you try to pick up and play anything but an Xbox.

CAD - ANALOG AND D+PAD COMIC$2.99
Ctrl+Alt+Del presents the first issue of Analog and D+Pad! Your favorite Ctrl+Alt+Del characters find themselves in an alternate universe of video game super-heroes, taking on the likes of the Quartermaster and his evil minions.

CAD - VOLUME 3 COMIC$17.99
Year 3 of the wildly popular Ctrl+Alt+Del web-comic now comes in book form! Volume 3: Critical system failure is digitally remastered and as always contains extra content not found anywhere else!

SMURFS ATTACK T-SHIRT$21.00
They're coming and they want your head! These attacking blue marauders won't rest till they've invaded and conquered the land known as you!

CAD - LOGO HAT$24.00
This is the official and swanky CAD Logo hat, embroidered using the finest threads this side of the Atlantic. It fits nice and snug, and comes in a one-size fits all option that's sure to satisfy most noggins.

CAD - LOGO HOODY$44.95
This CAD Logo zip-up hoody is brimming with uberness the likes of which has never been seen before. Well at least not in the CAD store! Pick up your official CAD hoody today and keep those nipples warm during the long summer nights ahead.

CAD - LOGO BEANIE$16.00
One size-fits-all CAD logo beanie. When it's not keeping your head warm. It's keeping you in the style you've grown accustomed to: UBER!

CAD - MAGNET SET$7.95
Two of your favourite CAD characters are coming soon to a fridge or other metal surface near you! That's right, Ctrl+Alt+Del presents the official Ethan and Lucas magnetic set. This laser-cut set features 169 individually cut magnets you can arrange to feature Ethan and Lucas having their own conversations!

LINKED T-SHIRT$21.00
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.

ONRPG.COM - WIZARD T-SHIRT$5.00
Wizards are widely regarded as the most powerful of classes in any fantasy setting and if you're not careful they'll turn you into something slimey like a frog or toad.

BUNNY - BAT COUNTRY T-SHIRT$12.00
A tribute to everyone's favourite drug-fuelled outlaw gonzo journalist, reminding you that it is unwise to stop here, for it may well be bat country.

BUNNY - BUNSYS T-SHIRT$12.00
'Internal Peace And Love Engine'
At the heart of every Bunny, there lurks a machine powered by Tea. Every so often, we wish we had one too.

BUNNY - MOON LASER T-SHIRT$12.00
Ever felt there was something you really wanted to tell someone an couldn't quite get the courage to do so? You could have hired a Giant Moon Laser and made your statement loud and clear. Alternatively, you could have used it to hold world governments to ransom. We have it on good authority that both ways work.

BUNNY - OTTO T-SHIRT$12.00
'Otto The Octopus'
Do you sometimes feel that there is a strange, sinister presence ruling over your life, but you aren't quite sure what it is? Otto, with his stylish top hat and potential for mass annoyance, may or may not be it.

LINKED BABY TEE$19.95
Fancy dancy t-shirt design inspired by that dude with the pointy ears, and we don't mean Mr.Spock.

BONUS STAGE UNDERWEAR$8.00
The elusive Bonus Stage is a sight known only to those who have been taught the special code of the ancients. It's been passed down from man to man throughout the centuries and it's with this knowledge that entry is gained into a land of magic, mystery, and occasional hijinx.

ACHIEVEMENT LOCKED UNDERWEAR$15.00
Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. Achieving the Rank of Elite in R6 Vegas. All these and any other achievements you've accomplished on your beloved 360 pale in comparison to unlocking this one. It will take a steady hand and unflinching concentration, but we have faith, it is in fact unlockable.

CAD - SHIFT BLAME T-SHIRT$19.95
Official CAD - Shift Blame t-shirt.

MANA MUG$10.95
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure mana; magic points designed to vanquish your foes with a mere gesture or wave of the hand!

HEALTH MUG$10.95
This 8oz. high-quality ceramic mug is designed to fill the drinker with pure health; hit points that will fuel him or her in pursuit of late-night gaming and general adventuring and shenanigans.