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DPS t-shirt

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Ctrl+Alt+Del presents an mmorpglicious spoof for the DPS machine inside you. If you level faster than every other class, one-shot mobs with critical strikes, suck healers mana dry (then complain about not getting any heals), and then pull aggro from an accidental melee swing, this t-shirt is for you.

100% cotton (doesn't feel like cardboard)

10.2 ounce crewneck T

Double needle cover seamed neck, taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeve and bottom.

Pre-shrunk (but will still shrink slightly after wash and dry)