The SplitReason.com Affiliate Program
With the SplitReason.com Affiliate Program you can make a serious killing selling our products, especially if you have some serious traffic flowing through your already established website. We pay you $4.00 for every item you sell. Sounds good so far? Well we’re not done yet. We value your contribution to the SplitReason.com team, and so we want you to make as much money with us as possible! This means that every time a customer you referred to us makes a purchase at SplitReason.com, you’ll get an additional commission on all that customers’ sales, even if they didn’t click through your website on their subsequent visit to SplitReason.com! Basically, make money in your sleep!

Grab a tissue, wipe that drool off your face, and get busy. Click the Affiliate Registration link below. If you are already a part of the affiliate program, use the Login link below and view your cash crop.

Still not convinced? Take a look at all the benefits of this program below.

Benefits of the SplitReason.com Affiliate Program:

• We pay $4.00 USD for every t-shirt you sell, period. Go ahead, look for different affiliate programs, you won’t find an offer like this anywhere else. So what kind of commission is this? Think about it this way, every t-shirt you sell for us, you’ll be making a staggering 23.5% sales commission on every t-shirt! The Internet advertising market is dead. How much are you making on those giant pop-up flash ads? How about those mega banners that take up half your website and annoy the crap out of your users? I bet you’re just paying the hosting bills. Screw those advertising networks, they are a rip off. Sign up for our affiliate program and in an intelligent and enticing manner, start making a barrel of money by referring traffic to us. Remember, every t-shirt you sell makes you 4 bucks. Sell 10 t-shirts and you’ve made $40. How many impressions would you have to serve up to make $40? At 2$ CPM you’d have to serve up TWENTY THOUSAND impressions. How much of your ad inventory goes unfilled every month? Get cracking, sell some t-shirts and make some extra money.
  
• It gets better. Every single customer you refer to us REMAINS your customer. If you’ve referred a customer to us that has made a purchase, you will make an additional commission on everything that customer EVER buys @ SplitReason.com
• We HELP YOU sell our stuff. If you’re not sure how to promote www.splitReason.com on your website, we have a whole section dedicated to helping you maximize exposure. Remember, banners don’t work too well anymore, they haven’t for a while. We’ve got a ton of suggestions for how to maximize your sales. If you still need help, just drop us an email and we’ll be happy to help out!
• SplitReason.com products, SplitReason quality, and SplitReason customer service – We’re from Canada and we know how hard it is to sell ice to Eskimos, we wouldn’t put you in that position. If you feel that users of your website would be interested in our merchandise, sign up for our program and make some extra cash. It’s really not that much effort. As far as Eskimos are concerned, SplitReason.com might as well be Venice Beach.
  
• Buying products on our website is EASY! We bet even your crippled grandma can get a threesome shirt! (<<shudder>>) It’s easy to find and buy products from our site; you won’t lose sales because there is a glitch in the system. We’re state of the art baby. Accurate, real-time affiliate sales statistics and tools - That’s right, you have 24/7 access to real-time statistics. We’ll tell you:
  - How much traffic you’ve referred to us
  - What your total sales are
  - An entire section detailing sales and link placement tips along with a boatload of banners, buttons and other graphics to help people along with the clickin’ and a buying!
  
• Fast Payouts – We send out checks to all of our affiliates every month, so long as your total sales for the previous month or accrued sales are over $50 USD.

We know you’re sold already, but in case you have any more questions about our amazing affiliate program, drop us a line at: affiliates@splitreason.com, we’ll knock some sense into you, you can count on that!