I was thinking like;

I sold my soul to the devil for beauty.
All i got was this crappy t-shirt >_<

That on the front, and perhaps picture of devil head blinking on the back, small between shoulders.

"Im not a fantasy geek" "I just live in a fantasy world" I have copyrighted the saying and have shirts in local stores. I dont play fantasy sports but there is a freakin endless market here. Im not selling fantasy sports. The concept is to allow real fanasy players to come out of the closet. There is a stigma upon fantasy players that they are geeks and they are. Millions of People take this hobby seriously. I allow them to admit with sarcasm that they play but not cast judgement against them. Tell me what you think.

Stop! It's Warhammer Time!

If life gives you llamas... make llamanade.

i though this quote was preh funny.

"I think therefor, I lag"
Any improvements? :P

What about a t-shirt with the sentence:

"Courier in training" and a silhouette doing some parkour move ?
(Mirror's Edge reference, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror';s_Edge)

If i had a nickel for every head shot I'd be rich...

On the front

Dont drink and type

On the back

You'll crash your computer

"1f 1 h@d @ n1ck31 4 3vry 7yp0 1 m@d3 1'd b3 r1ch!"

"When life gives you lemons, game"

you should make a comic where there is a man who has to say everything sexual and it goes like this: *waiter, =man
*hello sir, =hello sexy
*excuse me?, =condom-ments
*oh, yes. And would you like hot chocolate?, =are you hot chocolate?
*was tat a sexual comment?, =hey, i'm straight...like my penis
*sir, i'm going to have to ask you to leave,= are you going with me?
*i'm calling the cops,=i like rollplay
*get out of here, =thats what she said
*dont come back, = i'll cum on your back!!!

"I'll show you whatever it was you just said"

Something simple for a ladies shirt.

"I could pwn you at Halo."

Or maybe replace Halo with some other game name, or just plain "video games". Unsure on colors and text style; any suggestions?

"aklwhys speklchekl yru wrods"

"I illegally downloaded this shirt."

Text Only: "I torrent'd this shirt"

With the elections coming up, a "Vote Sylvanas" shirt might be funny.

This has come up actually several times when I've talked gaming with female friends...Most non-geek people look at you oddly when you say you like the violent ones...

'Yes, I'm female.
Yes, I play video games.
No, I will not...'

"SR. Because virtual is better." or "SR. Because reality sucks."

In large fonts, "Liberal Arts" is placed across the t-shirt at the chest area. In smaller fonts, below, "Bless them and their paintbrushes.."

I used a handwriting font to represent LibArts and the typewriter font to represent those who are computer savvy. As for the colours, I thought maybe it could look like MS-DOS or something.

Colour and font can be changed.

"I'm an asshole, because you're an idiot."

Or other such 'nicer' variations.

have the front sya R U P N O K?????? say it out loud 1 letter at a time

Only this, maybe in a white t-shirt could be cool.

Another Glow-in-the-dark shirt idea... what I was thinking the entire text can be glowing so you can't see the "A" in the day but you can see the entire text in the dark! just like your normal Pawn Shop Sign! Whatcha guys think?

mild but jaunty color skeeeem*teal by orange*, and text as follow:
("Buy a lifesize lego replica of yourself for $60,000" your number listed below.)