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I just thought of a concept for a shirt.
Slogan: I see dead people

Pic 1: Zombie forms of Elvis, Bob Marley, and 2-pac standing next to eachother.
Pic 2:Method man and Red man standing back to back, possibly with smoke behind them. (Noone will get the joke but it's fuinny to me. Watch the movie How High.)

Shirt will say:

Why the hell would you even read this?

(You sicken me.)

Pretty straight forward! ^_^

Get Uncle 'Bent'

This will be written on the shirt:

iPhone? No way. iPwn.

Heavy metal lead! Complete with its symbol!
its also poisonous, so its also death metal!
The puns are endless!

I find the knife to be the preferred tool for those stealthy ninjas.

How about a t-shirt that says, at the top:
"Pirate Ninjas..."

then a speechbubble: "Yarr!"

And at the bottom: "...Mostly work."

Some simple slogans to put on t-shirts.

"I'm great in bed. I can sleep for ages."
"World of Warcraft is real. It's the Earth that's a lie."
"Want to join my Rockband?"
"The gym is for losers. I'm Wii Fit."
"If it's all white, it's alright" - white t-shirt.
"I wear a black shirt, because... I'm a ninja"
"In Bill We Trust."
"The Xbox is a lie. The Playstation is Forever."
"I believe in one God. Bill Gates Almighty. Creator of Windows and Xbox."
"Fantasy. Final. Fantasy. Shaken or stirred."
"I'm Invincible" or "I have Star Power" - Mario related.
"I have brothers. Super. Smash. Brothers."
Front: "Snaaaaaaake!!! Snaaaakkkeee!!!! Snaaaakkee!!!!"
Back: "Snake Killed!"
"The virtual crowd loves me."

The's all I can think of for now.

I was just thinking About it . this one is really Nerdy that why I liked it when I thought about it. How about a shirt that just simply says "It;s Hip to be square routed" In the actual sign.

Slogan: Undead Poet's Society.

Not sure of the pic I should draw up should the slogan go along with though... I was thinking either a classroom with all the zombie students standing on their desks.
OR
An image of John Keating's grave with an undead hand coming out of the ground, writing his eulogy on the gravestone (probably writing 'Carpe Die- (the m yet to be written).

What do you guys think of the slogan? Do you get it? Which image is better?

Have a shirt show a really high mountain of video games piled up and underneath it should say, "I've beaten them all."

i would just simply love a tshirt like this!!

a trash can announcing something like "complaints here"

A shirt with the following words on it.
"You are the 1,000,000th person to read this shirt, please supply you bank details to the wearer to claim your free luxury boat."
This would look good surounded by bright colors like the ads on the net.

How about a pair of eyes and a caption underneath saying "I can see you..."?

How about a T shirt that shows catapults, seige towers, and arrows flying towards a castle and at the bottom it says Seige!

Question Reality? o.O.O.O

The zero punctuation shirts, "pants-on-head retard" and "I'm an assassin" shits shoul be in different sizes then just S and XXL

I think that a shirt/hoodie should be designed which features Cyanide And Happiness comics printed in a fashion in which they completely cover the peice of clothing

MAKE A PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER...SHIRT. Somehow. o_o

it's weird to have shirt and shirt next to each other.

maybe have a purple shirt with words on it that have something to do with "i will stab your eye" or something. o_o

A T that says: %@#! censorship!

A women's version of the Zero Punctuation "I'm an assassin" shirt!

I doodled this guy out of boredom and was thinking it would go well with a phrase next to it. I'm sure someone can come up with something witty though, so thats open to suggestions.

Children sizes for the shirts. I wanna get my nephew that Evolution of Nintendo controllers t-shirt.