For everyone who's sick of having to fix computers everytime you get near them or the people who can't handle them

I was doing some photoshop lately and this idea came to me
Please, tell me if you would buy it

A coat with "Raster Layer" wrote on it

Force=Mass X Acceleration.
Dont believe me? Want me to prove it?

A shirt perfect for acting tough whilst staying true to your geekyness.

(front, white on black fabric)

mov ax, $13 ;
int $10 ;
les di, $A000 ;
mov cx, $FA00 ;
xor ax, ax ;
jmp HEH ;

label HEH:
mov ah,ch ;
mov es:[di],ah ;
inc di ;
dec cx ;
jnz HEH ;

xor ax,ax ;
mov ah,$9 ;
int $21 ;

(back)
screenshot of the above assembled and running with Dosbox

NOTE: I don't have access to NASM here, so I can't check the syntax - it might need edits. It's been a while...

How about a Geek tag that says "FLAWLESS VICTORY" or "Animality".
Being a Mortal Kombat fan. Just a thought.

Okay, my friend gived me this idea, it's kinda stupid but...

A female underwear on wich you can read (in front) USB Slut (or any other slots).

I'm sorry but your dignity is in another castle

Not sure where I was going with this. So it could use some work.

Y'know you want too ;)

A womens t-shirt with "I flash my firm...ware" on it.

Here's an idea I had. Everyone's favorite hero. And the word that describes him best.

It's a shuriken and crossbones. So both ninja and pirate. So definitely awesome.

the classic BSOD! well before windows did it

I want poster of comic "The commandments of gaming".

The bukkit has been found, rejoice, rejoice. I'm still working on it.

I'm planning on getting a bigger bucket put on the back

a possible recuitment for darth vader to lure people to the dark side. feedback is appreciated

Stickers for you to turn your regular vaccum cleaner into R2D2. I did it with contact paper and it looks GOOD.

you guys could put out like 2-3 oz. energy shots, and call them Stat Boosters. Have one for strength, agility, intelligence, or stamina.

The same idéa as the "I Hear Idiots T-Shirt" but with the text: "I Wanna Tell You My Secret Now..." on the front and on the back the headset picture with the text "I Hear Dumb People". That would be really nice. Ofc you have to know about the movie "Sixth Sense" to fully grasp it...but hey, if you haven't seen that one it's about time anyway ;p

Since Batman is everywhere, why not a shirt with 'Why so nooby?' in the text style of the 'why so serious?' poster campaign. Or something along those lines.

A t-shirt that has binary on it that spells Shirt

Hardcore Pawns.... >.<

I don't have an image in mind for this, but that stupid "Lean like a Cholo" song has been like a virus in my head, so much so I've caught myself muttering the chorus...to the point where I've subconsciously started substituting words, and the other day I mutter " I lean like a Frodo" I don't know, it sounded funny at the time, maybe you guys can make something of it...thanks...

Has someone done one of these before? I don't know, either way, any comments about improvements or whatever?

An open oyster mouth with a line of PERL code in it.