Don't **** with Chuck






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I just couldn't resist, you all know what this is about but I fear I might have missed the boat on this one, or just plain offended someone :) Sorry!

COMMENTS

Pretty cool
Anonymous
2011-01-27 @ 12:15PM

What?! Still not buyable??
Mathieu
2009-12-29 @ 9:18PM

"but Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs..."
Anonymous
2009-02-19 @ 9:13AM

chuck will never suffer a heartattack, its considered a medical guarantee. Not even his heart is foolish enough to attack him.
rob roy
2008-10-10 @ 11:32AM

That is right dont miss with Chuck
Jeffrey Gale
2008-04-05 @ 4:55AM

i laughed audibly when i read the comment about mount rushmore
Anonymous
2007-11-15 @ 10:16AM

Chuck Norris is a mad fella!
Jake Gamer
2007-08-30 @ 2:32AM

Chuck Norris was supposed to be on Mount Rushmore, but his beared was to hard for the granite
DeMarco Havard
2007-08-21 @ 11:34AM

Needs less Chuck Norris, imo.
Druk
2007-04-25 @ 11:29PM

Haha I laughed audibly when I first saw this shirt. Everyone at my school is always like Chuck Noris is God-like and whatnot and I could see a few of them wearing it. Course there's this guy who loves Rambo too. Anyway hilarious I personally wouldn't buy it for the swear word, but I think others would :).
RP_Puzzle
2007-04-02 @ 8:52PM

please god. Make SR do this shirt so i can buy 3!
Anonymous
2007-03-18 @ 8:10AM

hmmmm... of course chuck is old and stuff now, but the hype and the jokes surrounding him would probably make this shirt sell REALLY well. the only problem is that the f-word would prevent people from buying it and/or wearing it. personally i think that this shirt is AWESOME.
Bob
2007-02-22 @ 8:00PM

not to be bashing or anything but Chuck Norris isnt like that at all, hes a sensitive actor FTW. All the hype about him is horrible and this shirt just goes to show how over used his name is.
DarkStrike
2007-01-31 @ 4:54PM

w00t for Chuck!
Deimos
2007-01-02 @ 12:21AM

This shirt is really cool. You guys should buy it. If you don't I'll track you down and open up a can of myself on your ass.
Chuck Norris
2006-12-13 @ 6:00PM

I have a seething hatred for this shirt. Though it will sell well.
Buck Flashback
2006-12-09 @ 10:49PM

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Anonymous
2006-11-30 @ 7:36AM

Chuck Norris is the only person able to beat a brick wall in tennis. Meh. Chuck jokes got instantly annoying when the preps discovered them. *shutter*
CherryRed
2006-11-24 @ 7:34PM

"And they kicked chuck norris' cow boy ass"
Leon
2006-11-13 @ 11:51AM

Make it seriously, id buy , hell Id buy 3!
ITS PWNSOME!!!
2006-10-16 @ 3:54AM

I agree with Teagen, fuck chuck. He's slow, hasn't been able to fight in years. All these jokes surrounding Chuck are more entertaining than he ever was.
Anonymous
2006-10-12 @ 5:50AM

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr. T. walked into a bar, and it immediately exploded. No building can hold that amount of awesome.
Muppet
2006-09-28 @ 1:41PM

Would you get over him....... he sucks.
Teagen
2006-09-26 @ 10:01PM

It HAS to say exactly "Don't FUCK with Chuck." That's the whole point. Chuck Norris is such a straight guy in real life, the whole humor of this shirt is in endorsing him in a way that he would never do himself. Also, it rhymes. I'd buy it just like this in a heartbeat, but not if it was watered down at all.
Anonymous
2006-09-03 @ 1:58PM

"Chuck Norris has two speeds walk and kill!"
Anonymous
2006-09-01 @ 10:49PM

This is the only way to do this tee. If you didn't have the F-Word, then it wouldnt rhyme!
Judgment
2006-09-01 @ 4:37PM

Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face in the world. In fact, he won the 1992 World Poker Championships with a Four of Clubs, a two of diomands, a eight of spades, a five from uno, and a Pikachu card from pokemon.
Anonymous
2006-08-28 @ 4:57PM

Everyone knows Jackie Chan can beat up chuck, and be funny at the same time, nothing hurts Jackie!
popper
2006-08-28 @ 8:46AM

If chuck norris bent over to pick up some money he dropped, it would hit him on the back of his head.
Will
2006-08-28 @ 5:13AM

Nice work
James Boyce
2006-08-23 @ 8:38PM

Chuck norris had a who has more testicles contest with lance armstrong, Chuck norris won by 5.
Church
2006-08-23 @ 4:00PM

Be careful his lawyers will come after you. They made Jinx take off their Chuck Norris shirt.
j41m3z
2006-08-19 @ 10:10PM

It's a cool T but I'm not crazy about the F-word. It'll prevent many from being able to wear it when or where ever they want which'll hurt it's visibility. And how will you sell more if I can't wear it to school or work? Change it to "Mess" or "Screw" to make it more applicable.
carg0
2006-07-30 @ 4:19PM

Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Mr Cross
2006-07-29 @ 1:00AM

already done...
Ross Farley
2006-07-28 @ 10:51PM

Holy crap, I've been looking for a good Chuck Norris t-shirt and I finally found it. Hope they make this one.
Geetay
2006-07-26 @ 6:20AM

Cloning became illegal because if they cloned Chuck Norris, then Chuck Norris could counter Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. Scientist theorise that if Chuck Norris countered his own roundhouse kick, the universe would end.
Nuke
2006-07-25 @ 12:04PM

Chuck Norris doesn't know where you live, but he knows where you're going to die...
Buddha
2006-07-25 @ 3:40AM

If you shaved Chuck Norris's Beard, you'd find another fist.
Cruisin'DJ
2006-07-21 @ 4:43PM

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as a drink... we now know this drink as Red Bull.
Cruisin'DJ
2006-07-21 @ 4:39PM

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Shuck Norris.
Brian Penner
2006-07-20 @ 12:28PM

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