Sometimes you just have to take a couple of awesome things, and stuff them into a blender with ink and cotton. The result? A kick-ass t-shirt like this!

Your favorite hero and all his foes fresh out of the loonie bin! The official Zero Punctuation Asylum t-shirt! Buy now!

Everyone seems to have a reason for you to keep calm these days, so we invented our own, and put some blood on it for dramatic effect. Keep calm, and get to killin’! Buy now!

With this t-shirt you’ll become an overnight geek celebrity, just like Vader setting foot on the Deathstar! Watch the geeks around you whip out various handheld devices to scan your chest! Buy now!

The official Zero Punctuation Imp Wars t-shirt! Buy now!

Win Wednesday 10 Begins Today February 22nd, 2012.

Every Wednesday we’ll be tweeting a geek or gamer related trivia question.  EVERYONE who replies with the correct answer within 24 hrs will be entered into a draw for one free SR shirt and one of two SR sticker packs.  In Addition, EVERYONE with a correct reply will receive an entry into the the grand prize draw to be awarded at the completion of  Season 10.  The Grand Prize for season 10 is a Sony Playstation Vita!

Win Wednesday 10 will run 12 weeks with our final trivia question on Wednesday May 9th, 2012.

The Rules:

1) Follow us on Twitter.  Your entry must be submitted as a twitter reply, must contain #splitreason and be posted within 48 hrs of the question in order to receive an entry for  the weekly and grand prize draws.

2) One randomly selected weekly winner will receive an SR shirt of their choice and 2 runners up will receive SR sticker packs every week.  Winners will be announced via Twitter on Friday of the same week, and contacted by direct message after the weekly draw takes place.

3) You can only win the weekly free shirt prize once per season.  You can obtain 1 grand prize draw entry per week up to a total of 12 entries for the Season 10 grand prize draw.  Take part every week to maximize your chances.

4) The Grand Prize draw will take place at the completion of Season 10, May 9th, 2012.  This seasons grand prize is a:

Sony PlayStation Vita!

5) Keep your eyes peeled for chances at bonus entries,  we may hold bonus rounds at any time on Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr.

The more you play, the more you win. The more you win, the more you, umm… win more!

Follow us on Twitter every Wednesday for your chance to win! Our first question will appear on Twitter today!

We’ve hooked up with the good folks over at Re-Logic to offer some great tees for one of the best indie platform games in existence, Terraria! If you’re already a fan, hop like a corrupted bunny over to the store and grab yourself a tee! If you’re not a fan yet, go get the game here, play it, become a fan, and then come back and grab a tee!

Save 15% on your orders between now and February 7th, 2012. Use the promo code: DERP

Are you a big enough Sci-Fi geek? Can you name all the ships on this t-shirt? Get yours today and challenge your friends!

Designed by Sean Husbands @ WinterArtwork

Can you traverse the dangerous terrain of Dinosaur Land, to rescue the princess? This new t-shirt designed by Glen Brogan is now available, digitally printed on super-soft ring spun cotton. Grab one today.

If you have too many t-shirts, we also have an 18″ x 24″ poster you can use to dress up your games room! It’s Available here.

This offer expired on January 2nd, 2012.

Happy new year! Thanks to all our fans and customers for another great year, we’ll keep the t-shirts rolling and look forward to a bunch of exciting initiatives in 2012, just before the world ends, and even more after it doesn’t.

To say goodbye to 2011 and hello to 2012, we’re offering 12 great designs for only $15 bucks! Get them on the cheap while you have the chance. This offer expires on January 2nd, 2012, or while supplies last.

Have a great weekend, be safe, and soak up your remaining vacation time with another gaming marathon!

Twas days before Christmas, when all through the net, not a troll was stirring, not even on Reddit;
Gamers were buzzing so joyous and glee, in hopes that they don’t take an arrow in the knee.

Happy Holidays everyone! We have a few new t-shirts for you to check out before you stuff your face and game ’till your eyes bleed…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to continue my grind toward the SWTOR level cap and I’m not stopping until I ding 50. I may pause for a slab of Christmas ham, but no fruitcake, that shit is a lie.

The results of the Scratch & Rawk Lottery are shown above! If you won a free t-shirt or stickers you will be contacted via email to select your prize, at which point we’ll bust out our trusty shipping cannon and start firing them them off. If you won gold pieces they’ve already been injected into your account, so take a look!

To view your gold pieces:

1) Login to SPLITREASON.COM
2) Click the “Account” link at the top-right of the site
3) Your gold pieces will appear on the right-side of the account profile page under the heading “Secret Vault”

If you want to exchange your gold pieces for store credit click “Convert my coins to store credit!” and voila! Once your GP has been converted you can apply it to an order during the check-out process.

Good times! Thanks for participating, you may now resume playing Skyrim.

We’re getting a jump on the stocking stuffer scratch tickets.  Behold!  Hark even!  The Split Reason Scratch & Rawk Lottery!  Grab some holiday savings or win some free stuff by following the directions below.

(if you didn’t participate in our last lottery, you can see how it wrapped up here.)

LOTTERY INSTRUCTIONS:

1) Create an account on SPLITREASON.COM (if you don’t have one already.) You can do that here.

2) Choose 2 boxes (numbers) and send an email to contest@splitreason.com including your SR account email address and the box numbers you selected.

3) Wait one week for the pictures to be flipped over and hope they match!

4) No purchase necessary, no bribes of cookies and milk required.  Lumps of coal are completely random and have no connection to your naughty/nice rating.

If your 2 pictures match you will be contacted via email to claim your prize. For prizes you can expect a variety of small denominations of gold coins which can be converted into store credit. There will also be some free t-shirts up for grabs!

Send your email today, kick back with an eggnog, and we’ll see you in a week to flip some boxes and dish out some coinage!