I appreciate a quality fan picture.  They brighten my day and provide a constant source of laughter and happiness for the Split Reason crew. While I normally post them to say “Hey, check out this cool picture of some dude in a Split Reason t-shirt”, not this time.

This is not fan appreciation, it’s a warning:  I’m coming with a horde of Locust to claim that Lancer, I know where you live.

22 new stickers are now available!  Decorate your RL pod, console, hand held, vehicle, bedroom, office or cubicle.  Stick your environment like you’re frag tagging Locust! Plaster your reality!

These stickers are quite large and come in various shapes and sizes.  They are high-quality vinyl decals, weather proof with strong adhesive for quality sticking. They will bond to the host of your choice with the grip of a face hugger.

Check them all out here

Since it’s Friday and I plan to play Infamous until I finish the game or my eyes start to bleed, and considering I’ll be dishing out good karma like it’s not cool to be evil, it’s only fair that I share some of this positivity with the rest of you.  Enjoy 10% off for the next 10 days… make sure you get your order in, our next karma moment may have a different intention.

Enter promo code: karmamoment during checkout.  Offer expires June 22nd, 2009.

Poor soul.  If he could only reach a few more inches, one gulp might have turned the tides of battle.  Better luck next time, no XP for you on this raid!

Today is a happy day, but that’s not how it began. When 136 boxes showed up at our warehouse earlier this week, you could see the agony and despair spread across the faces of our receivers and shipping staff.

Unloading and organizing a shipment of this scale is no easy task, quite frankly, it’s an exhausting chore.   However, before the inevitable pain could set in and attitudes had a chance to nosedive towards the scorching depths of hell, we noticed a label on the box which, contrary to our collective state of mind read: HAPPY.

Box cutters in hand, we immediately sliced open one of the boxes to reveal an orgy of Happiness, which quickly became contagious as we danced with glee, hummed pleasant tunes, and cheered the day away watching each box cruise along our conveyor belt to it’s resting place.

Labor has never been so gay, and I mean that — literally!

Make sure you stop by the Explosm Store and pick one of these up before it’s too late. They are a must have for any fan of Cyanide and Happiness.

This is great, WTB full feature film. My money is on Vader.

Funny image I came across on twitter.  In tough economic conditions, It’s important to seek new customers and markets.  It’s a good tactic, were I to receive this fortune I’d surely return the following evening for some egg rolls and another cookie… if I happen to stumble upon a certain princess, well, that would be an added bonus.

A new line of CTRL-ALT-DEL apparel was released today and you can get your hands on all of it here.

My personal favorite:

Because… interstellar travel via carrot is a pretty stellar concept.

Got bare walls in your room or cubicle? Tired of seeing that sea of white or beige? We’ve got the fix to spruce up your surroundings with some sweet new 11 x 17 inch posters to show your love all things nerdy and get you ready for the coming Zombie apocalypse:

Easter Egg Contest
Since you’re painting eggs this weekend anyway, why not take a shot at winning one of four $25 SplitReason.com gift certificates by sending us a photo of your geek or gaming themed Easter Egg paint jobs! Send in your entries to contest@splitreason.com.

Hunt for Yoshi Eggs
It’s your classic scavenger hunt! Find a Yoshi egg like the one in the above image, in three different locations on our website and win one of ten $10 SplitReason.com gift certificates. Send in the location of all three Yoshi eggs to: contest@splitreason.com